If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining
I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES.
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
what the fuck century was this set in, anyway?
if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person
Wheatley parked himself in the sink and Angie got really offended