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  • June 3
  • , 2012

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

thewisepickle:

Those fries could be salted with tears

Follow the wise pickle for more.

(Source: obesealpaca)

  • June 3
  • , 2012

(Source: kayleee-janeee, via hejemmy)

  • June 3
  • , 2012

When you get a low score on a test which you really studied for.

most-awkward-moments:

if you’re human or cat, you’re gonna love this blog.

(Source: itsmephia)

  • June 3
  • , 2012

That person in class that always acts like they’re fucking Albert Einstein

thewisepickle:

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(Source: lmaogtfo)

  • June 3
  • , 2012

Getting home after a long day at school…

thewisepickle:

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(Source: shutyourface09)

  • June 3
  • , 2012

Do sluts call their private parts “public parts”?

thewisepickle:

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(Source: thedeemoneyy)

  • June 3
  • , 2012

Whenever someone follows me:

  • ARE YOU LOST

  • ARE YOU SURE

  • DID YOU CLICK THE FOLLOW BUTTON BY MISTAKE

  • DID SOMEONE PAY YOU

  • DID MY MOM SEND YOU

  • June 3
  • , 2012
Will doing stage left/right while Jessie does audience left/right.

Will doing stage left/right while Jessie does audience left/right.

(Source: kissthefuture, via thejessiej)

  • June 3
  • , 2012
  • every tumblr user:

    despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

  • June 3
  • , 2012